I asked Instagram how to make a PB&J sandwich 🥪 (this is what happened)
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today you give me tips on how to make instagram pbj
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HIDDEN COMMENT: miss everdeen needs to be fired
The jokes on you, I don’t eat peanut butter and jelly!
desclaimer ; a lot of food was wasted in this video
bro this needs more views, this video is so funny
Believe It Or Not I Also Had A Bully In School That Was Also Named Andrew And He Actually Did Those Exact Same Things!
deadass did this in english today, she stuck the knife in the peanut butter upside down!!!
This this guy really just gag at butter. C’mon. Butter is amazing
TEXT : FINAL SANWHICH ME : ISN'T IT SANDWICH
OMG I remember doing this for robotics lol its so annoying
It's 12 am and now im hungry
Who uses 2 different knives😂😂😂🤦🏼♂️just rinse it off, more dishes
I did that in second grade
I don’t eat pb&j I eat only pb
13:27 sanwich
6:39 that was a B flat
So the kitchen changed at the end there... 🤔
Its abstract pb&j Ryan abstract
Who came for billie eilish
This is how: first shave off your hair,then slapadoodle it on a piece of bread,grab some strawberries,then smack them on another piece of bread,and finally take all the peanut butter out of the jar and smash it on one of the bread slices,then eat it.
Did anyone else pause the vid to read Ryan's funeral paper
im jotaro kujo (Yare Yare Daze...)
OMG 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 COMMENTS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW IM JOTARO CUJOH(KUJO) NOT GASTER
i did this in school
I watched this
He gave the guy an a+ at12:26
Teachers be like: “you have to be as exact as you can when making the instructions” IKEA instruction workers: “what u say?”
7:10 yeah im kinda allergic to peanuts so i can make fun of you as much as I want, you got a problem with that???
5:13 nah your just bad at aiming
Unbelieveable dude.
Gordon Ramsay:👁👃🏻👁 👄
I will reveal Ryan's biggest secret nut butter
10 kwentillion comments?????
How do you not know how to make pbj
to the point we had to tell her to breathe LMFAO
6:00 did you just put food into the sink
Common sense
BRO YOU DID NOT EVEN LEARN HOW TO SUBTRACT IN SECOND GRADE!? I HAD TO DO multiplication!
I do not like pb and j you dumb dumb
Bruh i swear u can make a PBJ this video is funny tho, But next time... *DON'T WASTE FOOD*
Me in the whole video: What the heck are u saying
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
she didnt say place the bread on the side, she said put it on the bread boi-
Did he just put that sandwich in the sink 6:00
Gordon Ramsey be no you doughnut that's not how you do it
“And then you put the plate down”
He put the sandwich in the sink
i wonder how many kids went to applebees off of main street on the 30th of november 2019
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how to make pb&j The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
He expellees cash but give detention to the girl who makes him eat a stick of butter
John is my brother and he is in Harvard
🍞 + 🥜 + jelly + 🍞
Jesus is always amazing!!!!!!! Read the Bible!!!!! And repent from all of your sins!!!!!
thats the crazy
You are hilarious!😃😂😂 I fricking love your vids 😍
(me hearing Andrew's story) *Well, some people just wanna watch the world burn.*
Eating a burger with no honey mustard.
Fun story: Every day me and this kid named Kane would swap lunches I got his bread and turkey and two oranges and he got my whatever. It’s was the healthiest time of my life. Not fun.
Is it just me or did I start learning multiplication and division in second grade? Yet you can’t subtract? I also learned about gravity in kindergarten lollll
ryan puts peanut butter on top? smh i expected more from you
Ryan wasting a beautiful PB&J and throwing it in the sink hurts me.
So basically he's trolling his 2nd grade teacher?
WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT SANDWICH
took me like 15 minutes to make this and idc that am a year late 1 .Get your bread by walking over to wherever your bread is with your legs. 2. open the bread by either ripping it apart like a maniac, or twisting the beginning of the bread and take out 2 loafs of bread. 3. get your peanut-butter by walking over to wherever your peanut-butter is and place it on the table, and then open it entirely by putting your hand on the lid, and then putting your other hand on the jar, and holding the jar tightly, and then twisting your hand that is on the lid, clockwise. 4. get your jelly by walking over to wherever your jelly is and place it on the table, and then open it entirely by putting your hand on the lid, and then putting your other hand on the jar, and holding the jar tightly, and then twisting your hand that is on the lid, clockwise. 5. get 1 butter knife from wherever your butter knives are, and 1 spoon from wherever your spoons are. 6. now get 2 tablespoons of peanut-butter on the butter knife. 7. spread the peanut-butter on the loaf of bread, crust to crust. 8. now get 2 tablespoons of jelly on the spoon. 9. spread the jelly on the other loaf of bread without peanut-butter, with your spoon, crust to crust. 10. now hold one loaf of bread, and put it on top of the other loaf of bread. 11. put your left hand on the left side of the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich. 12. now put your right hand on the right side of the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich. 13. now lift both of your hands simultaneously. 14. open your mouth by moving your jaw downwards. 15. place the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich inside your mouth by moving both of your hands simultaneously towards your open mouth. 16. now that the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich is inside of your mouth, close your mouth and bite the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich by closing your teeth together simultaneously. 17. take out the rest of the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich that is not inside your mouth and keep holding onto it. 18. now swallow the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich that is inside your mouth. 19. repeat until the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich is small enough that you cant bite or you will bite off your fingers, and place the entire peanut-butter and jelly sandwich inside your mouth, and swallow the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich.
The funny thing is I also know a Colin that is one of the smartest kids in the class
my main objection to caseys is that she didnt spread the peanut butter on both pices of breab, if you dont do that it gets soggy
make up your mind 2nd or 3rd grade
Ryan: what the crap is a PB&J?? *looks at title*
Ryan made me feel bad because my names Andrew even though it wasn’t me cause I’m 13 🙃
12:45 that's my friend
Gordon Ramsay making a sandwich like
I didn’t know this was a universal experience, I also had to tell my second grade teacher how to make a PB&J, I did everything perfectly, even told her to open the jelly, but I forgot to say open the peanut butter, I vividly remember that bitch stabbing the lid of the peanut butter.
Aww I was sh I was at hisFuneral
I just did this in I and d lab and this video helped
why did he put the sandwich in the sink
B00ty
🥪
in 2nd grade me and my friends declared war on the girls
Does nobody see the jars of jelly and butter on the table at 3:09 and 3:11
How to make a pb&j sandwich Step one: grab the peanut butter jar Step 2: open up the peanut butter jar Step 3: grab a kitchen knife Step 4: put the kitchen knife in the open peanut butter jar Step 5: take the knife out of the peanut butter jar Step 6: left over peanut butter from the knife is know smeared on the top of a slice of bread Step 7: grab a jar of jam Step 8: open the jar of jam Step 9: wash the knife you used for the peanut butter Step 10: use that knife and put it in the open jar of jam Step 11: take the knife out of the jar of jam Step 12: left over jam from the knife is know smeared on the top of another slice of bread Step 13: the peanut butter side of the bread from earlier is put onto the jam side of the other piece of bread Step 14: enjoy!
My teacher made us do the same thing
ryan is dumb
I don't understand Ryan in this video but he is so relatable
Who eats grape jelly and does not cut their sandwich at a diaganal
Why does we ahve so many jars of on jelly and why does he so many loaves of bread
it is impossible to count how many times him eating that pb bread was rewatched
you grab your jelly out the fridge get you peanut butter from your cabinet then get your bread from your cabinet/bread box then you put the bread gently on the counter then open all the jars pick up the knife then put knife in peanut butter jar then gently spread it across the slice of bread then move your knife and put it in the jelly jar and then gently spread it across the 2nd bread slice then put the 2 bread slices together gently and then set the sandwich on a plate then put the knife in your sink then you close both jar lids then put peanut butter back in cabinet then put jelly back in fridge then pick up the sandwich from the plate and eat it until there is no sandwich left and thats how you make a PB&J
These aren’t specific enough! *Ignores specific directions*
Shuuyuyuyuyuyyuyuyyuyy It never happened
The class story time was the funniest 😄
I laughed like a idiot my sister was considered 🤔
Who went and made a pb&j after the vid! Lol
So a b- = expelled but f- detention?
Sandwich 🥪 sandwich 🥪 sandwiches 🥪👑
anyone gonna talk about that "disgusting" voice crack at 6:47
MY TEACHER DID THAT IN 2nd GRADE
camryn?? CAMR.. i KNOW her... :D
When I was little my grandpa told me this story so I would eat the crusts on my PB&J, Once there was a man in prison, they only gave him bread and water to eat. But he was still alive. One day his captors asked him why he was still alive and he said, “ I eat the crusts”. They started to cut the crusts off and he died. I always ate my crusts after that. Thanks Ampies 😂
What is dis new logo, da fuc
i’m scared of cassie she was terrifying
You dumb stupid or dumb
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